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Jim O'Donnell: NFL's honeymoon with legal gambling all about 'Confidence'

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  • Kansas City's Patrick Mahomes -- here brought down by the Bears' Khalil Mack last year at Soldier Field -- and the Chiefs open the NFL season by hosting the Houston Texans Thursday night.

    Kansas City's Patrick Mahomes -- here brought down by the Bears' Khalil Mack last year at Soldier Field -- and the Chiefs open the NFL season by hosting the Houston Texans Thursday night.
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WAY BACK WHEN THE NFL first began to harvest some real TV money, Pete Rozelle and CBS commissioned a vibrant theme song called "Confidence."

It was rousing. It quickly became a signature of the brand.

The tune played into the national consciousness deep enough to help make early "Vietnam" seem like a manageable little exhibition scrimmage 12,000 miles away.

Thursday night, when the league rolls out golden child Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs vs. Houston to open the season (NBC, 7:20 p.m.), a more appropriate audio motif might be the R.E.M. relic "It's the End of the World as We Know It."

Sure, America's current "pandementia" plays into it.

But between the lines, Roger Goodell and associates are now hoping what were once vices become habits.

Legalized gambling is the NFL's newest green-felt "Cable Guy."

One way or another -- be it game action, fantasy football, play-by-play online betting -- those who stand to profit from it are wishful that the social storm surge becomes perceived as about as threatening to a household as a microwave oven.

So, in the interest of public safety, a smattering of subjective, precautionary maxims:

• Someone will win, and it the long run, it probably won't be you;

• You don't need anyone else to tell you how to lose your money;

• Don't plunge;

• Everything in life starts out at 50-50 -- it happens or it doesn't; and,

• Smart money has never been smarter.

In a nicely dimensioned 1973 book titled "The National Football Lottery," Larry Merchant -- later long of HBO -- took a $30,000 advance from a New York publishing house and ran it up to $47,000 over the course of betting the 1972 NFL season.

(That's a profit of roughly $105,000 in 2020 dollars.)

In the end, he codified:

• Never lay more than a touchdown;

• Always bet against the movement of a wagering line; and,

• When you've made a serious bet, never watch the game -- go for a walk, read a book, go to a movie.

Given the seductiveness of "The Red Zone," forget about No. 3, which suggests skipping the adrenaline -- and pillow throwing -- moments of a game.

And with the wizardly melding of brilliant minds and evolved technologies, delete No. 2 -- a line pushed by sharp money in the new millennium can instead merely make a game unplayable.

The touchdown thing?

OK, fine.

KC-HOU opened at the Chiefs -10 and was moving toward -9 as kickoff approaches.

Mahomes is a "brand," so common speculators pay a premium to chase him.

And the decision is ...?

Ah ... it's all a "Confidence" game.

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And Gotham wit Phil Mushnick -- on DraftKings' newest Air-haired partner -- asked: "How does losing your money to Michael Jordan make gambling on sports any more fun?"

• Jim O'Donnell's Sports & Media column appears Thursday and Sunday. Reach him at jimodonnelldh@yahoo.com.